They're not tricks Michael, they're illuuusions!
-Gob Bluth Arrested Development
This exploration, so far, is my favorite. I chose these objects in particular because they are always on my desk so i thought it would be fun to take something ordinary and give it some kind of magical ability.
With this fluorescent marker, anything that you highlight will be saved in your memory. Now you can memorize whole books and ace all your final exams. You have the potential of becoming a human encyclopedia.
This mug will always keep your coffee warm and fresh. It also can refill it self so you don't have to. No more will you have to be a slave to commercial coffee chains.
This container has the power to tell the future. Just stick an empty roll of film inside the canister and let it sit overnight. The next day, get it developed and you pictures will show your fate.
Do you want to thrash like the greats. Now you can become a rock legend with this magic guitar pick. It gives you the ability to play any type of music with god-like precision.
Nothing material will ever be a unattainable again. This magic key has the ability to start any vehicle, open any door and unlock any safe. Now you can have anything you want, all you have to do is just reach out and grab it.
Does time seem like it's going to fast? Or are you waiting for something to finally happen? Now with this magical remote control, you can reverse or fast forward space/time with just one click. Set the best day of your life on repeat or fast forward a rough break up. The possibilities are endless.
Is your desk always cluttered? Are you always misplacing important documents? Now with the magic paper clip your unorganized life is over. From filing your taxes to balancing your check book, this clip will get your life back in order.
Now you never have to worry about cutting a straight line again with this x-acto knife. It can penetrate any surface and can cut perfect circles and ninety-degree angle. Now your designs will never have to suffer the clumsiness of your craft.
These magical glasses offer the ability to see the truth of reality. No more will you be misguided by religious dogma. Now you can experience life unfiltered by even your own prejudices and see everything as it truly is.
This is the most magical object of all. This pen cap can talk and offer you suggestions and answer any questions. From asking what you should eat to inquiring the ultimate fate of the universe, there is nothing this knowledgeable object can't answer.